Tuesday, June 24, 2008

Household Haiku

I need a creative outlet for these feelings.

Oh soap scum you are
no match for my favorite
Magic Eraser.

Five o'clock again?
I have no ideas. Please make
Your own damn dinner.

Kiki could you please
Not eat dryer lint, toothpaste,
Red wine vinegar?

The dog is hairy.
The carpet is hairy too.
Vacuum don't give up.

I wake up early
To go to Gold's Gym and run.
Still have belly fat.

Please comment in the form of your own haikus. 5,7,5 in case you don't remember.

6 comments:

Christy said...

Becca invites us,
eleven days to stay there.
Has she lost her mind?

Seven kids invade,
fun memories to be made.
See you soon brave girl.

A said...

Your blog is the best.
How do you manage success,
With such simple lines?

Sitting on my bed.
Trying to get out the door.
Morning time is tough.

Writing cool haikus,
Takes me way back to grade school-
Counting syllables

Brooke said...

Four little blonde heads
Sweaty, glistening in sun
This is my summer.

Nightime breezes bring
Quiet, until suddenly
Baby's cry rings out.

Slowly, I rise, tired
Needing more sleep please, my boy,
Please learn Babywise.

Melanie said...

dirty floors again
please someone clean them
no luck me again

fridge is a mess
who the hell cares
me I guess

career days are gone
mother days seem long
Wish you lived close by

Cheryl said...

Haikus are too hard
For a Mom that's up at four
Why can't we just call

Lani too loves lint
she eats it in place of food
Oh what do you do?

Unknown said...

My blind date did it
Don't call your sister, baby
Or slap her bum bum