Scene of the Crime

There's been a lot of criminal activity around here lately.

This started out as a olive AND sausage pizza.

This one kept up her mother for a seven hour nighttime puke-fest then happily ate eggs and toast with her grandpa showing no adverse effects.

I left for my morning run while it was still dark and thought someone had dropped a bag of leaves on my corner, but when I swung my headlamp around I realized that the "bag of leaves" had a face.

I hear from my neighbors that dogs were actually the culprit, and not a car accident, which is what I originally thought.