Grandpa Jack was up watching the girls. Kate hasn't missed many opportunities to insult him in the past- she tells him that he has "pirate teeth," that his ears and nose are big, and that he is fat. (He said, "I shouldn't eat that, I'll get fat." "You're fat already," Kate replied.) The latest was Kate closely inspecting Jack's teeth. She wondered aloud if he knew how to floss, if he was aware that his teeth were yellow, and finished up by saying, "Do you even OWN a toothbrush?"
It was a windy day today. As Bruce and Kiki walked in to church, they were behind a lady whose skirt was getting blown around quite a bit. Bruce was trying to avert his eyes and ignore the situation. Kiki, however, loudly announced, "Look! Bum!"
Lastly, during church today, every time we would say "Amen," Kiki would say, "Amen. Home. HOME!" and look pointedly at Bruce and I and try to sort out why we weren't taking her cues to get the heck out of there.
So, my kids managed to offend family, fellow church-goers, and strangers. Guess we're done for the day.
Mona 5th Ward primary families
9 months ago
4 comments:
Love the toothbrush insult.....
Love it I just caught up on about a month of blog entries. I just love to read about the goings on at the Hatch home. You are amazing! I am blessed to be in your circle!!
It takes a great sense of humor to make one laugh out loud by reading other people's funnies - good work Kate and Kiki!
I had a bad dream last night. I think it's because I was eating cookies way past my bedtime while checking your blog. I dreamed Kate said something snotty about my makeup and threw it in the toilet and then Kiki pooped in my makeup bag because the toilet had mascara, blush and eyeliner floating around. Not sure what that all means. May be it's time for me to invest in new makeup. Either way this post had me laughing. Gotta love the simple honesty of kids.
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