Holiday Weight Gain: A Full Accounting

3.5 cursed pounds between Thanksgiving and Christmas.
Here is specifically what caused it.

.5 lbs came from Peanut Butter M&M's.
.3 from that evil pesto dip from Costco.
.3 from Judd stuffing.
.25 from Angie's homemade Almond Joys.
.25 from Angie's toffee (Hey Angie! How about giving protein powder next year? Thanks.)
.2 from my conflicted relationship with chocolate covered sunflower seeds (Are they good? Are they gross? I'm not sure...I better eat some more.)
.5 from assorted cheeseballs.
.3 from mashed potatoes and gravy.
.3 from chocolate cookies with candy canes in them.
.25 from homemade rolls.
.25 from pie.
.1 from real whipping cream on my pie.

Thankfully, between Mexico (nothing bad happened, I just ate right) and my renewed dedication to running, it is gone already. But, I remember you fondly, 3.5 pounds of pure fat. It WAS a Merry Christmas.