Saturday, May 22, 2010

Cleaning the Garage Is a Real Opportunity

Yeah...an opportunity to have conversations like the following:


Me: Are you sure we need SEVEN tents?

Long-Suffering Husband: Yep. We have room for them so I don't understand what the big deal is.

Me: What in the world do you think you might use them for?

LSH: The Scouts.

Me: Oh, the scouts. Would that be scouting with the sons you don't have?

LSH: Well, you never know.


Me: Yeah. Well, what I DO know is that the scouts are responsible for a good 80% of everything that's ever gone wrong on public lands.

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LSH: You don't need to talk to me like we are on an episode of Hoarders.
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Me: Bruce, get over here! I need help scooping up a dead mouse!
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LSH: THIS ACID IS BURNING MY HANDS!!!!!!!
Good times.

2 comments:

Rachel said...

I'm getting a good chuckle over here too. Matt is far more sentimental than me, so he holds on to everything, it really is like an episode of Hoarders.

Jenni said...

I am still trying to wrap my brain around this one.