Ate sand.
Dumped an entire bag of goldfish out.
Stole my toothbrush.
Unwound the toilet paper.
Emptied the dirty silverware from the dishwasher.
Put hands in dog food.
Put feet in dog food.
Put hands in dog water.
Put feet in dog water.
Put hands in dog food so she could transfer food to dog water.
Put pajamas in dog water.
Put Kate's shoes in dog water.
Put Kate's slippers in dog water.
Rubbed yogurt pretzel over car window.
Drank an entire diet lime ricky from Sonic (size medium, and it was intended for me).
Ruined my new cell phone. (second phone in 7 weeks)
Sucked on the business end of the booger sucker (bulb syringe for the technically-minded).
Mashed a package of cookies on purpose.
Pushed a quart jar of pears on to the ground. I have been finding glass shards for days and I still have sticky floors.
Dumped an entire bag of goldfish out.
Stole my toothbrush.
Unwound the toilet paper.
Emptied the dirty silverware from the dishwasher.
Put hands in dog food.
Put feet in dog food.
Put hands in dog water.
Put feet in dog water.
Put hands in dog food so she could transfer food to dog water.
Put pajamas in dog water.
Put Kate's shoes in dog water.
Put Kate's slippers in dog water.
Rubbed yogurt pretzel over car window.
Drank an entire diet lime ricky from Sonic (size medium, and it was intended for me).
Ruined my new cell phone. (second phone in 7 weeks)
Sucked on the business end of the booger sucker (bulb syringe for the technically-minded).
Mashed a package of cookies on purpose.
Pushed a quart jar of pears on to the ground. I have been finding glass shards for days and I still have sticky floors.
Now, maybe you are thinking, "That kid is TOTALLY unsupervised." I will attest, however, that I am not negligent. She is just so fast, and she seems to have this cunning mind that allows her to act upon an impulse at the very moment an opportunity presents itself. I find myself totally unable to predict what will happen next. And yet I love her and think she is totally adorable. In fact, I laughed out loud when she refused me my own lime ricky. Is this some kind of Stockholm syndrome?
7 comments:
So funny about Kiki! This goes back to bread-making but it looks fabulous.
Your mother put the same curse on you as a child as did mine...it goes something like this, "Your children will torment you in the same way you torment me now". Your memory will only attest to how bad it will get in the future. Just kidding, I'm sure you were an angel!
Becca - I can totally relate. Lette has always been like that. It is exhausting. If it makes you feel any better yesterday she purposely smashed a banana into the carpet because I asked her to pick it up. Then she told me it was funny.
Becca, I think Kiki is trying to give Lettie some competition, or she is trying to make her great aunt Melanie feel better. Either way horray for Kiki! Lettie and Kiki are just trying to keep you mothers in line!
I hear you, sister. That is precisely why we are no longer dog owners and I too have my children to blame for the demise of at least two cell phones! Hang in there for another short two years or so!
You know Becca, it could be worse, you could have twins. Let's just say that is why Shane and I have industrial strength locks on our toilets!!
It sounds to me like Kiki needs a partner in crime! Lani can't wait to show all her new tricks!
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