The Furminator, Part Deux: A Photo Essay

The conversation went like this:

Liza: I know you are still mad about the furminator, but would you be bitter if I tried the furminator on Shooter and Reno?

Becca: Knock yourself out. But if you leave it spikes up sitting on the deck, there is going to be a fight.The dehairing begins. Reno finds it oddly soothing.

As the hair piles up, Liza's disgust grows. "Sick! I can't believe there is this much hair on my dog! I need to get me one of these! Shelton! Get out of bed and come take a look at this pile of dog hair!"

Shooter is a more unwilling victim. Moments after this picture he makes a break for it.

However, he also makes a crucial tactical error by hiding in the playhouse. No way out, Shooter. Never run to a place with only one entrance. That's basic military training.

There is a tennis ball hidden under this massive pile of hair. Reno was undeterred by the fuzz.
Even I can't argue that the furminator is not effective. However, it is dangerous if used improperly. Or properly- all that hair is enough to make a person SICK.