Tuesday, December 30, 2008

Made an Early Trip to the Store Today...

I didn't really have a choice, since when I stumbled into the bathroom first thing this morning, I laid eyes on a naked Kiki (not unusual) happily scratching her hiney crack with my toothbrush.

My first thought: "Thank goodness I caught her the first time."
Second thought: "What if this WASN'T the first time?"
Third thought: "Listerine! I need Listerine!"

No wonder I've been sick for the last three weeks. I've been brushing my teeth with Kiki's butt germs.

7 comments:

The McEnaney's said...

Laughing once again because your girls are hilarious! Sorry it is at your expense.

Jamie said...

That is so disgusting...yet I'm laughing out loud to myself. Thanks for the funnies!

Hatchetman said...

I shouldn't let Maggie hangout with me in the bathroom. Nothing beats the minty freshness. Sorry Becca.

A said...

Oh my gosh! I can't stop laughing. What an image! Hope it really was the first time. . .

McCall said...

Hilarious! Sorry to be laughing at your expense, but it's hard not to. Makes me want to put my toothbrush in a more secure location.

Jenni said...

Wow... that's a new one.

Amanda said...

Becca- let me introduce myself as the newest person to invade your privacy.. Jamie talked about your blog in hers and so I made my visit and was laughing 'til I cried at your post here... and I am so sorry about your basement. Thanks for making me smile today!