I go to the gym almost every morning. Parking is kind of an aggravation, because the owner/proprietor of Gold's Gym has had the parking spaces painted in the proportions that he imagines his gym goers are: smaller than average. One must park carefully, and even if you are exactly within the lines, chances are good that you will STILL only have a foot or less between your car and the one next to you. I've accepted it as part and parcel with my gym membership.
However!
The last week or so, some person has parked between the forward most parking spot and the entrance to the gym. Let's not delude ourselves that this is a poor soul just confused about where to park, because, in fact, there are no yellow lines, and the nose of this person's car is over a speed bump. As a result, two cars en route to somewhere can not both fit through the bottleneck created by this jerk, and if you are a pedestrian, you are out of luck. It is not safe. What is REALLY getting my goat is this: This person is AT THE GYM. I think it would be safe to assume that they are there to engage in physical activity and burn a few calories, yet for some INEXPLICABLE reason they find it completely out of their reach to walk a few extra steps from their car to the gym.
An open letter to this person would read:
Dear Sir/or Madam: You are a complete and utter tool. Thank-you.
I guess it could be longer, but I've edited it down since that's still going to take me quite a while to write that on their car with my key.
1 comment:
This bugs me almost as much as the gym goers who are to lazy to walk to get the antibacterial cleaner to wipe the sweat off their machine. Why be skinny if you develop some type of fungus?
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