Kiki has been in "unnerwears" for 4 days now with only one accident. So, she also has a new pet fish. It is a lavender colored betta fish. I assume it is male, but since it is purple with a bowl full of hot pink rocks, my gay-dar is pinging like crazy. When the time came to name it, I thought we should choose a name with the appropriate male/female mix, like "Todd" or "Miss J" or "Chastity Bono." Kate said, "I don't get what a gay name is." I said, "Kate, it's like a name for someone who is a boy but acts like a girl, or the other way around." And she said, "Like 'Leona Lewis?'" Uh, not exactly (Don't get your panties in a twist. I know there's lots of masculine gay men and lots of feminine gay women. This fish, however, is on the flamboyant end of the spectrum). In the end, it came down to either "Swimmy" or "Taylor Swift." Taylor Swift it is.
In another bit of good news, we sold the trusty 4-Runner. Ksl.com rocks. Our truck sold in 48 hours. Also, Bruce and I were thinking we could get maybe $6000, but once we checked the blue book, we decided to ask a little more, and we wound up selling an eleven year old car with 160,000 miles on it for $7500.00. We can't believe it, and I think the guy we sold it to thinks he got a great deal, so it is the best kind of transaction (where both parties are confident they successfully pulled a fast one on the other party.).
Bruce had surgery on his carpal tunnel last Friday- it seems to have been successful. We were in and out of the surgery center in just a couple of hours, which is fast considering he was put completely under. Apparently the actual surgery is less than 5 minutes. I killed time in the recovery room by listening to a woman who had just had a colonoscopy pass gas in a truly unbelievable manner (Could be a HIPPA violation for sure. Either hers or Bruce's- there was only a curtain between them). Bruce is feeling well and back at work.
I have to get one last thing off of my chest:
Chris Buttars: Shut Your Pie Hole. You, with your, "It was the BYU sweatshirt what made me a bigot," and your "I know! Let's eliminate 12th grade!" and your, "Sex Ed for the 1800's." Go into a cave, and take Gail Ruzicka with you. And while you are in the cave, don't talk about sex because that will just make you want to have sex, and then you will become a couple, and then I will be forced to bestow upon you one of those tabloid combination couple nicknames, like Brangelina or Bennifer, which will give me the distinct pleasure of calling the pair of you: Buttlicka.
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Buttlicka. Could you please send that to Paul Rolly? I really need to see that in a printed publication--because it IS that good.
P.S. I secretly think that Buttars and Ruzicka are closet pornos because of the way they flaunt their own personal brand of chastity. Then again, Ruzicka's so weird she probably has her underwear sewn to her body in an attempt to deter any flesh contact at all! ha.ha.
Ok-I honestly have no idea who those people are (I did google them-so now I do) but that was the funniest thing ever. However, I have to figure out how to get Coke out of my laptop now.
Thank you for making me laugh out loud all by myself in the privacy of my own home. Buttlicka. Oh, Becca. You rule.
Can't....stop....laughing....!!!!
LOL...You are so dang funny. I've never heard of them either but it was funny all the same.
That's cool that you bought Maggie a siamese fighting fish! You know they will fight their image if you put a mirror up to the side. I trained four of them to jump for their food. You may want to keep the food away from Maggie, though. If you give them too much it will kill them.
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