Police Department? I'd like to report a stolen camera.

"Hey, girls, there's some really weird pictures on my camera. Know anything about that?"

"Are you sure you don't remember anything? 'Cause I could have sworn I only took a few pictures in Idaho but there were 32 on my memory card."

"Still not ringing any bells?"

"I'm no detective, but I'm pretty sure I didn't take this one of myself."