Kiki Just Happens To Be Hilarious

Bruce had a long talk with Kiki on Thursday night about going "Number 2." It's been an issue in her potty training. I'll leave it at that. No, wait, because I have to say that I was to the point that I was so sick of cleaning dirty underwear that I had just started throwing them away. Now I can leave it at that. At any rate, she came running in to the living room Friday morning. I, of course, was teaching a piano lesson to a girl who, of course, lives in the ward. Kiki said, "I went poo poo on the potty! I went poo poo on the potty!" I heartily congratulated her and then she said, "Yep. I squeezed...and I SQUEEEEEEEEZED."

Also, every day when Bruce gets home from work the girls maul him and ask if he brought them home anything. Last night as a joke Bruce handed Kiki the tupperware he had taken his lunch to work in. She came running inside yelling, "Daddy gave me a NEW BANK!"

One more thing- we were just getting our teeth cleaned and Kiki informed me that she wants to be a "doctist."

Also at the dentist- Kiki asked if I was "2 or 6." These are the only 2 possible ages she can conceive of. I told her I was 35, and started to show her how many that was on my fingers, and she said, "Mommy. Not 'open shut them.'" Advanced maternal age can be a real disadvantage when your kid has a short attention span.