The last step if you are canning at home is to reflect on your work for the day and think one of the two following thoughts: If you are Janet (the more spiritually reflective of the two of us) you will think: "Thank you Lord, for the earth and her bounty." If you are me it goes more like this: "Pioneers, you really could have used me on the plains! My mastery of nature and the domestic arts has rendered me a homemaking force which could have changed history, especially you, Donner Party! Watch out pears, because I am coming for you! HAHAHAHA!"
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Dammit Becca, it's like you're calling me out already! You could have at least given me 48 hours notice before you start the annual food preservation competition. Besides, you totally have a partner, it's like you're already cheating. I have to make do with my pea brain AND try to keep the cat hair out of the final product. Can we start a handicap system for keeping score?
Impressive... I really need to step it up a notch. You really are an over achiever! Canning is way above my skill level.
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