I am not good with change, and if what I read on the Wide, Wide, World of Web is true, neither is anybody else. Do you want to eliminate your caffeine dependence? Don't go cold turkey, instead slowly replace your caffeinated beverage a smidgen at a time with decaf. Swimming? Wade in and get used to it. Want to run a marathon? You must start with a mile first. Now let's think about our current election. At the risk of a "Dewey Defeats Truman" type error, (and I'm not officially endorsing any candidate) I'm going to go ahead and call it: Obama is going to win. And in the same vein, our first "Black" president is actually only HALF Black. That's right America, let's ease on in.
Now my wheels are really starting to turn. I'd love to see a woman president in my lifetime, so apparently we just need to find the right candidate- someone that's a MIXTURE of male and female. I know, I know, Hillary Clinton already tried that.
But she just didn't take it far enough. We need someone like the following:
Alexis Arquette
Ru Paul
or maybe Chastity Bono.
I'd be a great campaign manager. I'm just waiting for the call.
Now my wheels are really starting to turn. I'd love to see a woman president in my lifetime, so apparently we just need to find the right candidate- someone that's a MIXTURE of male and female. I know, I know, Hillary Clinton already tried that.
But she just didn't take it far enough. We need someone like the following:
Alexis Arquette
Ru Paul
or maybe Chastity Bono.
I'd be a great campaign manager. I'm just waiting for the call.
1 comment:
More laughter. Boy, you're really on a roll today. I think that you better schedule a massage or something. You seem a little high strung today--don't want you to start angry driving or anything dangerous.
I have to admit. You are really on to something big with this easing in thing...Oh, and I've got to read that book. The Larry Craig comment made me laugh so hard I cried.
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