Friday, September 19, 2008

Kate Goes All Stalker

I have listened to "Keep Bleeding" about 200 times since Kate's album purchase. We arrive at the end of the song and Kate inevitably requests a return to the beginning. I sometimes ignore her and plead with her to listen to track 2, it's really very good I say, but we have NEVER made it past track 4. Kate sings and sings, and it's a good thing she is so darn cute doing it, because otherwise I would be going to the loony bin. I will recap our conversation from yesterday. For maximum re-creation effects, imagine "Keep Bleeding" playing in the background:

Kate: What world does that girl live in?
Me: What girl?
K: The girl who sings this.
Me: Her name is Leona Lewis, and she is from England.
K: I need to go see her.
Me: It doesn't really work that way.
K: What is her house like? Do you think she sleeps in a bed? Or on a mattress? Or maybe on the floor?
Me: I don't know.
K: When can we go to England and see Leona Lewis?
Me: Hard to say, Kate.
K: Can you get her phone number?
Me: No.
K: Because if you got her phone number, you could call her and say, "Leona Lewis, I need a map to your house."
Me: Kate, you just can't call someone out of the blue and ask them for a map to their house.
K: Yes you can. You need to call her and tell her we are coming to see her and she should tell us where she lives.

I hope Kate isn't showing any "Fatal Attraction" type tendencies here- woe to her future boyfriends if so.

3 comments:

Jamie said...

I want to know where Kate comes up with this stuff! She is such a funny little sweetie.

Tiffany Hatch said...

She cracks me Up!

A said...

It's never boring around the Hatch Household. I love your Kate stories. She's one creative kid.