Monday, June 8, 2009

House for Sale: Dirt Cheap

Luxury Pleasant Grove Estate for sale. Expansive gardens, mature fruit trees, and mountain views. And, since it's worth less than what we've put into it, it can be had for a bargain price!

Other amenities include:
Rustic and natural landscaping.

A Ski moguls training center/matchbox car obstacle course.

It's furnished! And you can put it away however you want.

Do you like to read while in a relaxing bath? Enjoy our convenient combination spa tub/library.

What a disaster. When I prayed last night, I said, "God? Should I be building an ark? Because I believe Noah got a little advance notice BEFORE all the water. Also, since my single dog is a girl, and both my children are girls, and I've got an ironclad IUD, we are really reproductive dead ends around here, so maybe you should choose a different family to repopulate the earth after a great flood (or 3)."

We're in survival mode. People who know swear this can be fixed. I hope they are not lying.

8 comments:

Unknown said...

I know this totally doesn't help but I am so sorry. That totally stinks.

Leslie said...

In a few months you will be able to look back on this and laugh. Look on the bright side.........well, I'm sure you can think of something.

A said...

Oh no! What the hell is going on with you and the water gods? I'm so sorry. I wish I were there to help. I swear it's something to do with that neighborhood. Our basement flooded at least three times a year. I have empathy for you. . .I just wish I could do something to help.

Jamie said...

I can't believe you're doing this again...and again (neither can you, I'm sure). Just throw a raft down there and I'm sure the girls will be entertained all day!

Jeff and Rose said...

You know the worst part is probably the disorganization. People who suffer from our "conditions" just can't handle the ups and downs of having a part of the house look exactly as it should and then you have to tear it all up again and look at the mess.

I know that no one wants to live this far north, but there is a house in our neighborhood for sale. (sigh) Are you sure you don't really WANT to move???

Lauren said...

Are you freakin' kidding me!? Maybe God is just trying to spare you all those unwanted summer visitors...maybe you should be thanking him :) Please come down here until it dries!!!
Good luck in your race! You are truly one amazing sis in law!!
Hang in there,
xoxo
Cheryl

Julie Church said...

I am so sorry. We have spare rooms if you want to get away from the chaos....however they are in the basement...Nevermind, that was a bad idea!
Seroiously, you are welcome anytime!

Brooke said...

WHAT. Oh, Becca. Oooooooh, Becca. I am so sorry. And yet, you have managed to make me laugh a little with your photo-journalism. I'm with Rose. You should definitely take this as a sign that you need to come back to Cache Valley. Stat.