Dear Guests: Here is your invoice. Thanks for staying at the Hatch B & B.
Regular room rate for quintuple occupancy: 129 an night, 1290.00 total
Groceries: let's not kid ourselves, you bought all the groceries.
Sand Replacement (sandbox): 50.00
Sand Removal (house): 250.00
In family room movies: 4.95 a night, 49.50 total
Charlie and Chocolate Factory excess surcharge: 100.00
Medical treatment for laryngitis resulting from saying, "Shut the door." one million times: 80.00
Laundry: 1.50 a load times 200 loads: 300.00
Screen Door Repair: 25.00
Valium for hostess: 150.00
Fuel Surcharge: 8000.00
Grand Total: 10294.50
Suggested tip for housekeeping staff: 500.00
Thanks, and visit us again soon!
Of course I am totally kidding. Or at least MOSTLY kidding. We had such a fun time with the Hatch's- we seriously can't wait until the next time we all get together. Kate had the greatest time playing with her cousins- she has been a little sad and lonely the last couple of days. Thanks for making the sacrifices necessary to come and see us.
Mona 5th Ward primary families
9 months ago
4 comments:
This is exactly why we stayed with you. We could never afford it otherwise :) Come anytime and we will return the favor! Love you all lots and miss you already!
Thanks for everything!
Big Hugs!
Becca, your Valium costs are a little bit excessive.. i know a guy around the corner can get you some of that for MUCH cheaper...
Wow, you must have some amazing in-laws to put up with that crap! We will make it up to you some day. Thanks for a great vacation!
Becca, I don't know how you do it all--keeping up with your blog, two kids, a husband, and a housefull of guests. You keep me laughing. Hope you had a fun 4th. Sorry we didn't get to hang out. My holiday turned out to be busier/lazier than I expected. I know that's an oxymoron, but that's the best way I can describe it. I am trying to come up Saturday for my dad's b-day. Hope to see you for cake and ice cream. xoxoxo!
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