Liza was driving home from the temple, and saw a hitch-hiker holding a sign. No "Will work for food" or "Homeless Vet Please Help", because this guy's sign said, "WON'T KILL YOU." She did not pick him up, despite his very persuasive argument to the contrary.
She and I laughed over the litany of terrible things a hitch-hiker might do to you other than merely kill you, and wondered why he also didn't take the time to exclude rape, mutilation, and arson. Might have found himself a ride if he had.
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I also can't believe I left out this little anecdote from when Bruce's family was in town. Bruce's sister Christy asked Bruce where I was so that I could show her how to work the washer. Bruce told her, "You don't need Becca- I can show you how to do it." Then he shoved her dirty clothes into the DRYER. Those front loaders can be so confusing, especially when you only do one load of laundry every two years.
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Sometimes even the smartest of people don't know everything... love u bruce! Xoxo
I had a friend once mistake a cow for a llama. These things happen.
Oh, I just assumed the washer and dryer had just been delivered that afternoon. Two years? yikes!You have a good wife, Bruce!
My brother Lee and his friend are planning a backpacking trip in Europe next summer. They are planning to hitch-hike, so I will give them some tips based on this man's obvious good judgement!
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