Moment two: Drove to Walmart. Shopped. Came out and could not locate vehicle. Wandered parking lot thinking, "Where in the heck did I park?" Started to panic, thinking that my vehicle had most certainly been stolen. Was about to call Bruce and the police in a tizzy when I realized I had driven the Honda to Walmart, and not the Toyota I was looking for.
Moment three: Received eye brow wax today. Here's a list of actual statements the esthetician made, all of which should be filed under the heading, "Things to NEVER say when waxing someone's brows":
Woah! That was a long one!
These black ones are hard to get out.
Hey, this one is growing straight at me!
These black ones are hard to get out.
Hey, this one is growing straight at me!
Certainly there is some beauty school class entitled "Basic Etiquette 101." Karly got an F.
4 comments:
Very funny...
The other night we went to an NHL game in downtown DC & we could not remember where we parked our car. We literally spent 45 minutes trying to remember where the car was. Are we really that old?!?!
I've been kinda lonely...can I have that number?
Oh, these are so great. The car one... I have done that a couple of times recently what with the new vehicle and all. Drrr.
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